I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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