we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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