I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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