This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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