Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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