I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
