my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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