i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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