We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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