I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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