I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
