Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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