I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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