thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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