some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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