I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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