Walk of Shame. In a state park.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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