And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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