VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
