Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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