Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
that is very illegal...i love you.
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