plz talk dirty to me
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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