Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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