Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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