Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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