why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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