It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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