We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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