dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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