So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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