I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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