its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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