I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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