I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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