that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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