Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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