You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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