your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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