Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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