Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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