Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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