So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
How many fucks given?
0.12846
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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