I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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