I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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