No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
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