She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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