idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wish you could order shots online.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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