Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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