Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn