You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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