physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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