David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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