that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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