Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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