Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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