idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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