he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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