i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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